One more entry in the Brian Keene Dies day

This comes from my daughter, who is ten years old. When she heard we were all killing Brian in a variety of ways in our blogs, she wanted to participate. This is her contribution.


Brian Dies
By
Hannah Gonzalez


Once upon a time there was a man named Brian Keene, and he was very strange. And he was walking along the creek and noticed that there was something very unusual in the creek.

He bent over to look at what was there and suddenly a shark came up and bit his head off.

Then he died.

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JFG here...I should note that when I mentioned that sharks don't live in freshwater creeks, her answer was "bull sharks can live in salt water and fresh water!"